You know how sometimes you just put up with shit for so long you actually start convincing yourself that you don't care? Then you just wake up one morning and go what the fcuk..

Facebook says...

"You are Acid. Definitely very conventional and very predictable- you probably own a minivan and beige slacks. Just playing, you weren't expecting that now, were you? Or maybe you were... you never know with someone like you. You're vibrant, creative and well, insane. Your perception of reality differs from everyone else. Your relationship with the world is very love/hate. Not everyone understands you, which isn't surprising because you don't even always understand yourself. But there are times were you've figured out the universe. Temperamental? Yes. Bizarre? Unquestionably. But very, very intriguing"

My cat has cancer.

In 10 years.

Have to be honest. I suck at plans. Well actually I rock at plans, I'm the plan queen. Make new ones all the time, 3 today infact, some important, others really not.... Im just shit at actually keeping up with them. But no matter because I'm going to make a new one right now. (And the crowd goes wild...who am I kidding. Crowd...? Actual people?)

So 5 things in 10 years...

-I will be teaching or have taught in detroit.

-I will have choreographed at least 28 dances, all of which performed by professional dancers

-I will have found the most rugged part of England and had a small taste of Skins life. Yes I will take part in a 'Skins Live' party

-I will be happy as or at least have fully mastered the art of faking happiness so much that even I fall for it

-I will have met Rhys Darby, Rove, Obama, Peter Jackson, Christian Siriano and Harry Potter himself

Circles

Kristy aka 'Krusty/Voldy'

Oh wow, everyone has there opinion. Including her. Delicious

Kate aka 'Lucius'

Shes 'Kate fuckin Richards' and doesnt really care who knows. Tights as pants? Check. Crumble Juice? Check. Hates noseless creatures. Now there's a club with a few members.

Sarah aka 'Faber/Sluzza/Harry Potter'

Swears alot. Listens to Hey Jude and jams to Crookers. She often steals peoples togs and says she doesnt have them, allows hungry people to eat her food, trys to conquer the dark lord, and reads blogs

Moana aka 'Mo'

I call her Pam An. Her mum stole her bebo so she's resorted to facebook. Good call

Tracey

What is there to say? Bit of a gump. Says 'like' heaps but who doesnt. A small chance she may actually be sane. A club that most people in Whangarei can't join.

Samantha.H aka 'Lil Sam'

One of the 3 Sams, talks alot and gets freaked out by odd txts even more. Expect her to tell you exactly what she thinks about you

me with a tv face

Quotable quote of quotes.

"Everyday theres shit just waiting to be done. If you dont hop the fuck to it then you're just the kid that didnt do shit, didn't achieve anything, didn't get anywhere. Just do something. Do something everyday that means something"

To all my imaginary readers

Its roughly 9.52pm on a monday and any sensible being would be asking why I am not watching skins. Well to all you sensible beings (and god knows there are too many of you) it is because mum has stated that it is 'rubbish' and comandeered the telly for the night. Forget anti-smacking. Shes just found a new method of cruelty. Anyway, it got me thinking... actually thats bullshit it didnt get me thinking, it just made me bored (which is a feat all to easily achieved these days) so I decided to do another quick run down on me. Jess. with out all the facebook crap

So my names Jess. Short for Jessica, long for J. Not that anyone has ever in the history of my life called me J... It just sounded catchy at the time. Bad call on my part. Any way so my full name has 12 syllables. Thats over twice as many as the average, and 1 more than the computers at school will let me type. Would you like to know a fact? If not thats too bad. The initials of my 1st and last names spell JES. Thats one 's' away from Jess ('No shit. Hadnt noticed') which points out that although I have a habit of almost always almost getting there, wherever 'there' may be; I rarely do.
Its a pity.

I find my life to be boring. Still in the process of deciding if thats because it actually is or wether its because I'm over exposed and understimulated. The last option may infact be the 1st one... If that makes sense. If not, then carry on.

Weird day

75th most viewed youtube director in New Zealand! Well for today... And to be fair there are only about 100... But still an official title is better than nothing. Also, kind of odd day. Just remembered that I have more than 3 siblings. None of which I would probably recognise if I saw them on the street.Add on to that, that I am legally an 'only child' and even I get confused. But no matter. Have almost finished my Manu Korero speech (Only took me over a term... Good effort Jess), worked today, finishing up the 2nd episode of Circles, and ate the best homeade sooflay(I hate french words. non comprehendo...or is that italian...) since Caesar built Rome in a day. Anywho yes if for some reason Dixie ever reads this, he does have a certain Chuck bass air about him. Not as rich, suave, rich, smooth or rich. But theres something.

School

meant to be doing design right now.... SO NOT KEEN.
Its way more fun ruining Traceys words made from paper. (Long story... She had a 'brainwave')
"Always ruining my fuckin creations"-That was a Tracey quote right there. Cool as
I DONT WANT TO DO GATE DUTY

Facebook crap

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: water
2. Last phone call: hahahaha phone calls... oh I remember those
3. Last text message: sent or recieved??? Uhh sent='k', and recieved='oi stop one word txting u dick'
4. Last song you listened to: Do the panic- Phantom Planet
5. Last time you cried: everyday on the hour.... but apart from that, 2 nights ago. Allergies

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Hey *****, your a doosh
7. Been cheated on: refer to above answer
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: That should be the theme of the next social
9. Lost someone special: yeah
10. Been depressed: Na, I'm too busy to cry
11. Been drunk and threw up: I refuse to throw up under ANY circumstance. It bloody terrifys me

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Ocean Blue
13. Grass green
14. Melon Pink

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yes. A solitary new friend. No plurals. Just the one.(that was me being witty)
16. Fallen out of love: No. Its like throwing up and depression. Too busy, Wont let myself. Good call
17. Laughed until you cried: Jorge- "why you cry??"
18. Met someone who changed you: I change often. So theory would say yes..?
19. Found out who your true friends were: Nope. Still wondering
20. Found out someone was talking about you: I'm Ron, of course people are talking
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Not knowingly
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All. I'm not a Puckwit
23. How many kids do you want?: 3
24. Do you have any pets?: Ginger(shes ginger.. Real frickin original) and Sky. Shes not blue but she will rain on you. Interperet how you will
25. Do you want to change your name: No
27. What time did you wake up today:6:15am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Possible snoring
29. Something you CANNOT wait for: Thats a stupid question. I CAN and WILL wait for Summer because it's not as if I can just refuse to wait is it. "Hey Summer, just hurry up a bit? i can't wait""Hey Jess." "Yeah?" "Shut up"..."Oh..."
. 30. Last time you saw your Mother: A few minutes ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: always wanting to change it
32. What are you listening to right now: We walk in Circles- Computers want me dead.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Voldy
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Cook stealing Effy from Freddie
35. Most visited webpage: facebook and possibly roiworld...
36. Whats your real name: Jessica
37. Nicknames: Jess, jess-ta pie
38. Relationship Status: Single as a pringle with green on it after it has fallen out of the packet.
39. Zodiac sign: Aquarius
40. Male or female?: Female.
41. Primary School?: Kamo & Parua Bay
42. Intermediate School?: Parua Bay
43. High School/University?: Whangarei Girls High.
Hair colour: Ranga/Brown
45. Long or short: middleish 46.
Height: tall-ish
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: No one I know's really worth using I syllable words over
48: What do you like about yourself?: That I get by
49. Piercings: Ears.
50. Tattoos: DOUBT

Its meant to be 100q long.... Ha...haha NO

Faber

If you were a real friend you would subscribe.

Part II

Turns out I got so excited about that Basshunter stab that I published the last post without finishing. Good one. So my point is I was fiending the Utube and watching some skins vids when I found one with that 'Show me what I'm looking for' song. (Once you get past the fact that he's lazy and wants you to get off your ass and show him what hes looking for its a decent jam) Real 'inspirational and ship. Which is dangerous if you're tired because you/me/I start thinking I'm the Deli Lama (I'm all for name dropping today arent I) Good song though. Look it up. Carolina Liar. Solid band

Carolina Liar

Keen to sleep but p.s. not even tired. Inconvenient as ae. Anyone else have real skitzo moods? (Like it how I ask as though a large multitude of people are all waiting to yell some wise answer) Eg you write something and be like 'Yes. I am profound, what I'm writing is amazing' and then you look at it in about a day or so and just go 'W.T.F'. You seriously thought you were Ghandi or something. I do it all the time. Not think that I'm Ghandi, even I would find it hard to confuse myself with a small indian man... Not to mention he's dead, also an inconvenience (Jess stop cracking real bad taste jokes. Na. Fcuk ya.) But the skitzo writing bit. I blame music. Listen to a real inspirational jam and suddenly you/maybe-its-just me, think you're budha. Listen to Basshunter and well... Lets just say Basshunter fans cant write. (oh yeah... I went there)

My life at Hogwarts

Hi, I'm Ron. 

So heres a funny story. Saw Harry with Voldemort earlier! He was going to drop him back at the Riddle house on his Firebolt (obviously under one the unforgivables...bloody Voldy). So I hit him up via the dark mark. (Not mine obviously, just borrowed one from Lucius. Wasn't as easy as I thought, turns out he hates rangas) It also turns out that voldy screens his dark mark calls soooo... no big deal. whatever. Anyway, what about this Bellatrix joker. Killed Sirius. slightly inconvenient if you ask me. Always wanted an animorph... anime... transformer. Who cares. Point is she killed him. Which is slightly odd because Hermione and I saw him run past Hogwarts just yesterday. 

I take photos. Hey, what can you do. I aso want to make some sort of crappy TV series. Not for channel north though... because lets face it thats not actually a real TV station is it... Is it? Nah. Couldnt possibly. Its not even in the TV guide

Just in case

So it turns out that I have a severe case of the 'just in case' syndrome. I sign stuff 'just in case' I get famous. I have to lock the car at least twice 'just in case' it didnt work the 1st time. I made Sarah and Mia check my house 'just in case' there were Gremlins

Fock ya

This is for Sarah. The only one with so little a life as to read my blog. Shame

Killing time.

I just keep talking as though people care. If ignorance is bliss than being stupid must be AMAZING

Ambitions:
Stupid word really. Sets you up to fail. A goal is managable. Its ok if you miss. Ask any New Zealand soccer (football. So shoot me) player and they tell you. But if you fail at your ambition you're a bit of a doosh really. yOU CAN ONLY REALLY HAVE ONE AMBITION (FARK! caps lock) and if you suck at that then theres no hope. Sorry but thats that. I'm not one for putting expensive lace on an opshop dress. A fact is a fact

Favourite Telly Show:
Skins. It's pretty much how life should be. Think about your most tragic drunk mate. Chances are they either a)just talk shizz, b)have a cry, c)get with someones boyfriend or d)all of the above... at the same time. The best thing about that mate is that hey also probably think they're pretty cockin cool in the process. Then you look at something like skins and even while Cooks getting toasted, he whips out a phrase from Ghandi. Tony, the whangarei equivelent would do justfine on the sex, drugs, and being pasty side of things but unlike on skins they woldnt have the balance of also being a bit of a genius. Skins is lik the perfect mix of up 2 trucks hi-jinks, and profound-ness
Gossip Girl: Ridiculously good. But seriously, Chuck just grow a pair and tell Miss uppity Warldorf that you love her, Dan stop breaking up with Serena and screwing the teacher, Nate stop being cool as, and lastly, can everyone stop trying to be Gossip Girl.(We're not mad.... we're just worried for the mental state of someone so lonely and sad as to be convinced that they invented 'ex oh ex oh'. Yes 'Goss Gal' that was a super mature stab at you and your attempt to make Whangarei exciting.
Criminal Minds
Chuck
Goks fashion fix
Project Runway
Tabithas Salon Takeover

Favourite bands: cobra starship, the earlybirds, with hope, computers want me dead, andrea bocelli, white stripes, metro station, mgmt and the kooks

Books: Oh there is this amazing little series. Not very well known but captivating all the same. Harry Potter is it..?

One wish: To get out of whangarei

This is me with my excited face because

a)I have finished my Englais

b)Harry Potter was the business

and

c)noone reads this so I can do whatever the phuck I wanna do... I know you are so what am i!?!?! (sticks out tounge in real attractive and mature manner)

Potter

Seeing potter tomorrow.... Not sure if I'm excited or immensley depressed. I mean on the one hand its all "wooo got team Potter woooo yay wooo" but on the other hand its all, Ginny is meant to be gorgeous. And lets face it, shes really not. No, she's not ugly. Yes, she is a ginger, and speaking as a part ginger myself, those two things in combination are rare enough as it is. But is Hollywood... Or Pommywood (oh there is that amazing wit again) really doubting our intelligence so much as to think we will mistake little Ginny Weasley for above average? Ron on the other hand. Watch Driving Lessons. It's a good time. And don't get me started on the fact that there is no Peeves in the entire movie series! Oh thats ok, why don't we just remove Carlisle from Twighlight. Hey, its not like he's the reason that Edwards even a vampire or anything. (that was my friend sarcasm. He pops in every now and again). There are actually several things that irk me. Harrys supposedly uncontrollable hair for example? Who gave some guy the right to make his hair on the movie tidy! Surely theres some law? Thou shalt not phuck with J.K.Rowlings story line perhaps??

Part II

Still procrastinating

Exhibit A: Procrastination

Firstly, if for some reason there is anyone out there with so little a life as to be reading this, I may as well be a gracious host and warn you about the following:
1)I suck at spelling
2)I tend to rant
3)I also seem to unintentionally put a negative spin on things. Not sure why... But moral of the story is if I make something seem really crap and depressing. Go check it out. It's probably brill
Anyway that brings me to my point. I procrastinate. I mean as the previous paragraph shows, I even procrastinate about talking about procrastinating. Which in itself is depressing. (don't try it at home kids) but true. I have several assignments due 1st day back. Are they finished? Not so much. Have I started? Not so much. Could I be doing them now instead of ranting to imaginary people? Possibly. But therein lies the beauty of procrastination. Its a selfish home wrecker... Or at least homeWORK wrecker. (Oh Jess you're soooo witty tell us another one). The CIA should hire procrastination. Just a thought. But imagine that. Making all the criminals of the world think that there is all the time in the world to be evil so they leave it to the last minute then BAM Chuck jumps out of his Nerd Herd car, trips over, shoots Sarah on accident yet somehow saves the day! All thanks to procrastination. *And the croud goes wild
...And before you ask, there is no padding on my walls and I'm not wearing a straight jacket. I simply come up with this dribble instead of doing NCEA. But pfft. I mean its only going to give me a future and further my career and set me up for life and blah blah blah blah. (That last bit was real mature).
STOP PROCRASTINATING AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR PHUCKS SAKE!!!!!!
I have a point... I could have made a sufficient dent in my Englais report by now. Procrastination. Note exhibit A

Blogs

Not entirely sure why I attempt to write blogs. I mean for one, 'blog' is a stupid word. Especially when you think that it is often used to describe our thoughts and ponderings on the days gone by. All the effort people put in and for what? A blog. What an ugly word.

Secondly my life is nowhere near exciting enough for anything I write to be of public interest. Which poses the very relevant question; why am I doing a public blog?

Thirdly, even on the off chance that I was having a mildly interesting day, there are 2 major factors we need to consider. I am way too lazy to sit and type out my life story for unsuspecting bystanders, and also I tend to embelish things. So the written story is never goig to be anything even close to what actually happened. Woe is me

Oh and the pic? Dress up party. I look like a cross between Zoolander and Farrah faucet. Too soon? Probably

Photos

I'm a big fan of photos. I have a camera named Capsicum. She's small, she's pink, and she's digital but she does the trick. This is Busla. Just chillin

Slumdog

Just finished watching it... Slumdog Millionaire is one of the most cruel, horrible, and absolutely AMAZING movies I have ever seen. Woah.... Thats mint fish

gargles

Okay so I have 9 days of holiday left, 5 subjects of holiday work (two of which I'm sure I can do after the holidays... shhhh...) 6 movies to fit in, a speech to write/consider writing, and I have not had one day of holiday yet. Two thumbs up for taking 'sleep leave' from school!

Little MJ

At risk of sounding like one of the many broken records, if for some reason you are unconvinced as to Michael Jacksons talent, go on youtube and search for him and the rest of Jackson 5 singing 'Who's loving you'.

Is this one of the Hallenstein designs...? and by that I mean the

guy not the company. Either way, brill thing to find in a backstreet alley huh