Facebook says...

"You are Acid. Definitely very conventional and very predictable- you probably own a minivan and beige slacks. Just playing, you weren't expecting that now, were you? Or maybe you were... you never know with someone like you. You're vibrant, creative and well, insane. Your perception of reality differs from everyone else. Your relationship with the world is very love/hate. Not everyone understands you, which isn't surprising because you don't even always understand yourself. But there are times were you've figured out the universe. Temperamental? Yes. Bizarre? Unquestionably. But very, very intriguing"

My cat has cancer.

In 10 years.

Have to be honest. I suck at plans. Well actually I rock at plans, I'm the plan queen. Make new ones all the time, 3 today infact, some important, others really not.... Im just shit at actually keeping up with them. But no matter because I'm going to make a new one right now. (And the crowd goes wild...who am I kidding. Crowd...? Actual people?)

So 5 things in 10 years...

-I will be teaching or have taught in detroit.

-I will have choreographed at least 28 dances, all of which performed by professional dancers

-I will have found the most rugged part of England and had a small taste of Skins life. Yes I will take part in a 'Skins Live' party

-I will be happy as or at least have fully mastered the art of faking happiness so much that even I fall for it

-I will have met Rhys Darby, Rove, Obama, Peter Jackson, Christian Siriano and Harry Potter himself

Circles

Kristy aka 'Krusty/Voldy'

Oh wow, everyone has there opinion. Including her. Delicious

Kate aka 'Lucius'

Shes 'Kate fuckin Richards' and doesnt really care who knows. Tights as pants? Check. Crumble Juice? Check. Hates noseless creatures. Now there's a club with a few members.

Sarah aka 'Faber/Sluzza/Harry Potter'

Swears alot. Listens to Hey Jude and jams to Crookers. She often steals peoples togs and says she doesnt have them, allows hungry people to eat her food, trys to conquer the dark lord, and reads blogs

Moana aka 'Mo'

I call her Pam An. Her mum stole her bebo so she's resorted to facebook. Good call

Tracey

What is there to say? Bit of a gump. Says 'like' heaps but who doesnt. A small chance she may actually be sane. A club that most people in Whangarei can't join.

Samantha.H aka 'Lil Sam'

One of the 3 Sams, talks alot and gets freaked out by odd txts even more. Expect her to tell you exactly what she thinks about you

me with a tv face

Quotable quote of quotes.

"Everyday theres shit just waiting to be done. If you dont hop the fuck to it then you're just the kid that didnt do shit, didn't achieve anything, didn't get anywhere. Just do something. Do something everyday that means something"

To all my imaginary readers

Its roughly 9.52pm on a monday and any sensible being would be asking why I am not watching skins. Well to all you sensible beings (and god knows there are too many of you) it is because mum has stated that it is 'rubbish' and comandeered the telly for the night. Forget anti-smacking. Shes just found a new method of cruelty. Anyway, it got me thinking... actually thats bullshit it didnt get me thinking, it just made me bored (which is a feat all to easily achieved these days) so I decided to do another quick run down on me. Jess. with out all the facebook crap

So my names Jess. Short for Jessica, long for J. Not that anyone has ever in the history of my life called me J... It just sounded catchy at the time. Bad call on my part. Any way so my full name has 12 syllables. Thats over twice as many as the average, and 1 more than the computers at school will let me type. Would you like to know a fact? If not thats too bad. The initials of my 1st and last names spell JES. Thats one 's' away from Jess ('No shit. Hadnt noticed') which points out that although I have a habit of almost always almost getting there, wherever 'there' may be; I rarely do.
Its a pity.

I find my life to be boring. Still in the process of deciding if thats because it actually is or wether its because I'm over exposed and understimulated. The last option may infact be the 1st one... If that makes sense. If not, then carry on.

Weird day

75th most viewed youtube director in New Zealand! Well for today... And to be fair there are only about 100... But still an official title is better than nothing. Also, kind of odd day. Just remembered that I have more than 3 siblings. None of which I would probably recognise if I saw them on the street.Add on to that, that I am legally an 'only child' and even I get confused. But no matter. Have almost finished my Manu Korero speech (Only took me over a term... Good effort Jess), worked today, finishing up the 2nd episode of Circles, and ate the best homeade sooflay(I hate french words. non comprehendo...or is that italian...) since Caesar built Rome in a day. Anywho yes if for some reason Dixie ever reads this, he does have a certain Chuck bass air about him. Not as rich, suave, rich, smooth or rich. But theres something.

School

meant to be doing design right now.... SO NOT KEEN.
Its way more fun ruining Traceys words made from paper. (Long story... She had a 'brainwave')
"Always ruining my fuckin creations"-That was a Tracey quote right there. Cool as
I DONT WANT TO DO GATE DUTY

Facebook crap

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: water
2. Last phone call: hahahaha phone calls... oh I remember those
3. Last text message: sent or recieved??? Uhh sent='k', and recieved='oi stop one word txting u dick'
4. Last song you listened to: Do the panic- Phantom Planet
5. Last time you cried: everyday on the hour.... but apart from that, 2 nights ago. Allergies

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Hey *****, your a doosh
7. Been cheated on: refer to above answer
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: That should be the theme of the next social
9. Lost someone special: yeah
10. Been depressed: Na, I'm too busy to cry
11. Been drunk and threw up: I refuse to throw up under ANY circumstance. It bloody terrifys me

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Ocean Blue
13. Grass green
14. Melon Pink

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yes. A solitary new friend. No plurals. Just the one.(that was me being witty)
16. Fallen out of love: No. Its like throwing up and depression. Too busy, Wont let myself. Good call
17. Laughed until you cried: Jorge- "why you cry??"
18. Met someone who changed you: I change often. So theory would say yes..?
19. Found out who your true friends were: Nope. Still wondering
20. Found out someone was talking about you: I'm Ron, of course people are talking
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Not knowingly
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All. I'm not a Puckwit
23. How many kids do you want?: 3
24. Do you have any pets?: Ginger(shes ginger.. Real frickin original) and Sky. Shes not blue but she will rain on you. Interperet how you will
25. Do you want to change your name: No
27. What time did you wake up today:6:15am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Possible snoring
29. Something you CANNOT wait for: Thats a stupid question. I CAN and WILL wait for Summer because it's not as if I can just refuse to wait is it. "Hey Summer, just hurry up a bit? i can't wait""Hey Jess." "Yeah?" "Shut up"..."Oh..."
. 30. Last time you saw your Mother: A few minutes ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: always wanting to change it
32. What are you listening to right now: We walk in Circles- Computers want me dead.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Voldy
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Cook stealing Effy from Freddie
35. Most visited webpage: facebook and possibly roiworld...
36. Whats your real name: Jessica
37. Nicknames: Jess, jess-ta pie
38. Relationship Status: Single as a pringle with green on it after it has fallen out of the packet.
39. Zodiac sign: Aquarius
40. Male or female?: Female.
41. Primary School?: Kamo & Parua Bay
42. Intermediate School?: Parua Bay
43. High School/University?: Whangarei Girls High.
Hair colour: Ranga/Brown
45. Long or short: middleish 46.
Height: tall-ish
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: No one I know's really worth using I syllable words over
48: What do you like about yourself?: That I get by
49. Piercings: Ears.
50. Tattoos: DOUBT

Its meant to be 100q long.... Ha...haha NO

Faber

If you were a real friend you would subscribe.

Part II

Turns out I got so excited about that Basshunter stab that I published the last post without finishing. Good one. So my point is I was fiending the Utube and watching some skins vids when I found one with that 'Show me what I'm looking for' song. (Once you get past the fact that he's lazy and wants you to get off your ass and show him what hes looking for its a decent jam) Real 'inspirational and ship. Which is dangerous if you're tired because you/me/I start thinking I'm the Deli Lama (I'm all for name dropping today arent I) Good song though. Look it up. Carolina Liar. Solid band

Carolina Liar

Keen to sleep but p.s. not even tired. Inconvenient as ae. Anyone else have real skitzo moods? (Like it how I ask as though a large multitude of people are all waiting to yell some wise answer) Eg you write something and be like 'Yes. I am profound, what I'm writing is amazing' and then you look at it in about a day or so and just go 'W.T.F'. You seriously thought you were Ghandi or something. I do it all the time. Not think that I'm Ghandi, even I would find it hard to confuse myself with a small indian man... Not to mention he's dead, also an inconvenience (Jess stop cracking real bad taste jokes. Na. Fcuk ya.) But the skitzo writing bit. I blame music. Listen to a real inspirational jam and suddenly you/maybe-its-just me, think you're budha. Listen to Basshunter and well... Lets just say Basshunter fans cant write. (oh yeah... I went there)