My life at Hogwarts

Hi, I'm Ron. 

So heres a funny story. Saw Harry with Voldemort earlier! He was going to drop him back at the Riddle house on his Firebolt (obviously under one the unforgivables...bloody Voldy). So I hit him up via the dark mark. (Not mine obviously, just borrowed one from Lucius. Wasn't as easy as I thought, turns out he hates rangas) It also turns out that voldy screens his dark mark calls soooo... no big deal. whatever. Anyway, what about this Bellatrix joker. Killed Sirius. slightly inconvenient if you ask me. Always wanted an animorph... anime... transformer. Who cares. Point is she killed him. Which is slightly odd because Hermione and I saw him run past Hogwarts just yesterday. 

I take photos. Hey, what can you do. I aso want to make some sort of crappy TV series. Not for channel north though... because lets face it thats not actually a real TV station is it... Is it? Nah. Couldnt possibly. Its not even in the TV guide

Just in case

So it turns out that I have a severe case of the 'just in case' syndrome. I sign stuff 'just in case' I get famous. I have to lock the car at least twice 'just in case' it didnt work the 1st time. I made Sarah and Mia check my house 'just in case' there were Gremlins

Fock ya

This is for Sarah. The only one with so little a life as to read my blog. Shame

Killing time.

I just keep talking as though people care. If ignorance is bliss than being stupid must be AMAZING

Ambitions:
Stupid word really. Sets you up to fail. A goal is managable. Its ok if you miss. Ask any New Zealand soccer (football. So shoot me) player and they tell you. But if you fail at your ambition you're a bit of a doosh really. yOU CAN ONLY REALLY HAVE ONE AMBITION (FARK! caps lock) and if you suck at that then theres no hope. Sorry but thats that. I'm not one for putting expensive lace on an opshop dress. A fact is a fact

Favourite Telly Show:
Skins. It's pretty much how life should be. Think about your most tragic drunk mate. Chances are they either a)just talk shizz, b)have a cry, c)get with someones boyfriend or d)all of the above... at the same time. The best thing about that mate is that hey also probably think they're pretty cockin cool in the process. Then you look at something like skins and even while Cooks getting toasted, he whips out a phrase from Ghandi. Tony, the whangarei equivelent would do justfine on the sex, drugs, and being pasty side of things but unlike on skins they woldnt have the balance of also being a bit of a genius. Skins is lik the perfect mix of up 2 trucks hi-jinks, and profound-ness
Gossip Girl: Ridiculously good. But seriously, Chuck just grow a pair and tell Miss uppity Warldorf that you love her, Dan stop breaking up with Serena and screwing the teacher, Nate stop being cool as, and lastly, can everyone stop trying to be Gossip Girl.(We're not mad.... we're just worried for the mental state of someone so lonely and sad as to be convinced that they invented 'ex oh ex oh'. Yes 'Goss Gal' that was a super mature stab at you and your attempt to make Whangarei exciting.
Criminal Minds
Chuck
Goks fashion fix
Project Runway
Tabithas Salon Takeover

Favourite bands: cobra starship, the earlybirds, with hope, computers want me dead, andrea bocelli, white stripes, metro station, mgmt and the kooks

Books: Oh there is this amazing little series. Not very well known but captivating all the same. Harry Potter is it..?

One wish: To get out of whangarei

This is me with my excited face because

a)I have finished my Englais

b)Harry Potter was the business

and

c)noone reads this so I can do whatever the phuck I wanna do... I know you are so what am i!?!?! (sticks out tounge in real attractive and mature manner)

Potter

Seeing potter tomorrow.... Not sure if I'm excited or immensley depressed. I mean on the one hand its all "wooo got team Potter woooo yay wooo" but on the other hand its all, Ginny is meant to be gorgeous. And lets face it, shes really not. No, she's not ugly. Yes, she is a ginger, and speaking as a part ginger myself, those two things in combination are rare enough as it is. But is Hollywood... Or Pommywood (oh there is that amazing wit again) really doubting our intelligence so much as to think we will mistake little Ginny Weasley for above average? Ron on the other hand. Watch Driving Lessons. It's a good time. And don't get me started on the fact that there is no Peeves in the entire movie series! Oh thats ok, why don't we just remove Carlisle from Twighlight. Hey, its not like he's the reason that Edwards even a vampire or anything. (that was my friend sarcasm. He pops in every now and again). There are actually several things that irk me. Harrys supposedly uncontrollable hair for example? Who gave some guy the right to make his hair on the movie tidy! Surely theres some law? Thou shalt not phuck with J.K.Rowlings story line perhaps??

Part II

Still procrastinating

Exhibit A: Procrastination

Firstly, if for some reason there is anyone out there with so little a life as to be reading this, I may as well be a gracious host and warn you about the following:
1)I suck at spelling
2)I tend to rant
3)I also seem to unintentionally put a negative spin on things. Not sure why... But moral of the story is if I make something seem really crap and depressing. Go check it out. It's probably brill
Anyway that brings me to my point. I procrastinate. I mean as the previous paragraph shows, I even procrastinate about talking about procrastinating. Which in itself is depressing. (don't try it at home kids) but true. I have several assignments due 1st day back. Are they finished? Not so much. Have I started? Not so much. Could I be doing them now instead of ranting to imaginary people? Possibly. But therein lies the beauty of procrastination. Its a selfish home wrecker... Or at least homeWORK wrecker. (Oh Jess you're soooo witty tell us another one). The CIA should hire procrastination. Just a thought. But imagine that. Making all the criminals of the world think that there is all the time in the world to be evil so they leave it to the last minute then BAM Chuck jumps out of his Nerd Herd car, trips over, shoots Sarah on accident yet somehow saves the day! All thanks to procrastination. *And the croud goes wild
...And before you ask, there is no padding on my walls and I'm not wearing a straight jacket. I simply come up with this dribble instead of doing NCEA. But pfft. I mean its only going to give me a future and further my career and set me up for life and blah blah blah blah. (That last bit was real mature).
STOP PROCRASTINATING AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR PHUCKS SAKE!!!!!!
I have a point... I could have made a sufficient dent in my Englais report by now. Procrastination. Note exhibit A

Blogs

Not entirely sure why I attempt to write blogs. I mean for one, 'blog' is a stupid word. Especially when you think that it is often used to describe our thoughts and ponderings on the days gone by. All the effort people put in and for what? A blog. What an ugly word.

Secondly my life is nowhere near exciting enough for anything I write to be of public interest. Which poses the very relevant question; why am I doing a public blog?

Thirdly, even on the off chance that I was having a mildly interesting day, there are 2 major factors we need to consider. I am way too lazy to sit and type out my life story for unsuspecting bystanders, and also I tend to embelish things. So the written story is never goig to be anything even close to what actually happened. Woe is me

Oh and the pic? Dress up party. I look like a cross between Zoolander and Farrah faucet. Too soon? Probably

Photos

I'm a big fan of photos. I have a camera named Capsicum. She's small, she's pink, and she's digital but she does the trick. This is Busla. Just chillin

Slumdog

Just finished watching it... Slumdog Millionaire is one of the most cruel, horrible, and absolutely AMAZING movies I have ever seen. Woah.... Thats mint fish

gargles

Okay so I have 9 days of holiday left, 5 subjects of holiday work (two of which I'm sure I can do after the holidays... shhhh...) 6 movies to fit in, a speech to write/consider writing, and I have not had one day of holiday yet. Two thumbs up for taking 'sleep leave' from school!

Little MJ

At risk of sounding like one of the many broken records, if for some reason you are unconvinced as to Michael Jacksons talent, go on youtube and search for him and the rest of Jackson 5 singing 'Who's loving you'.

Is this one of the Hallenstein designs...? and by that I mean the

guy not the company. Either way, brill thing to find in a backstreet alley huh